onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via officialwhitegirls)


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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via br0kenn-angel)


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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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(Source: donkos, via tinalikesbutts)


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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(Source: meladoodle, via tinalikesbutts)


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tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via autotuned)


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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via autotuned)


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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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(via otakv)


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urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via ruinedchildhood)


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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via oknope)


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