today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
He is the queen
- me: *not religious*
- me: oh my god
- me: praise the lord
- me: thank god
- me: oh dear lord
- me: jesus christ
- me: good god
Passed by this in Ramara, ontario!
Well, we’ve got the Ontario propane distribution team on our side.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
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